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Aries:
'im going to fucking fight that' (can apply to a person, an ideology or an inanimate object)
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Taurus:
something rude, most likely; or complaining about their love life
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Gemini:
has like 16000 different trains of thought going on in there jfc guys
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Cancer:
getting sentimental or low-key judging somebody, depending
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Leo:
something really fucking gay or really fucking salty
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Virgo:
'i look flawless'; also tends to think about sex way more often than the name implies
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Libra:
a funny story they're about to recount or 'this'll make an excellent selfie opportunity'
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Scorpio:
contemplating some Deep Shit like a brooding hipster nerd
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Sagittarius:
either nerding out very articulately or (that one gibberish iggy azalea rap verse) there isn't any middle ground there
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Capricorn:
comes up with cool one-liners a beat too late; says a meme instead
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Aquarius:
same as gemini except they absolutely need someone to run over with all 16000 trains of thought
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Pisces:
'i need a drink'; 'why is this happening to me' and variations thereof
