progsquad:

supercumrat64:

every rush song

geddy lee: one thousand years i’ve been roaming these halls, looking for that cruel, cruel wizard… to unslap my Balls! *plays a synth solo and a bass solo at the same time*

“1-800-are you slappin” by “Rush” from
4 Songs About Ayn Rand and 1 That Isn’t
1973

from your dark tower you descended,
a winsome maiden you pretended,
you found me by a swollen stream,
like a vision from a dream.

you pled me take you to my breast,
unzip these slacks and do the rest.
but when woke, an awful scene!
a wizened traitor you had been!

fingers gnarled and beard of white,
what i had done now gave me fright,
i screamed at once and took alight,
but first you struck me out of spite.

A pain! A pain! upon my jewels,
as one so sweet had turned so cruel!
i wish to forget this nightmare still,
but that strike had left me ill,

the thoughts, the pain still clouds my mind,
and no moments peace now i can find.
for this betrayal consumes my all,
WIZARD! NOW,

UNSLAP MY BALLS!

I could actually hear this perfectly as a Rush song.

(via takashi0)