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Random JonTron quote chain GO!
“Jumping in a car killed me. No I mean that’s fine I don’t really
THAT’S THE WAY WE WASH OUR HANDS
FALALALALALALALALA!”
“YOU LOOK LIKE A SNAKE!”
“I PUT A HOLE IN THAT N****!”
“EXCUSE ME…WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?????????”
“I don’t like where this is going…”
“Yeah, well tell me what ya gonna do if I hold you like an Ice Cream Cone”
“Izzat… izzat pants?”
“Izzat motherfuckin’ starched pants walkin around like J. Edgar Hoover on a Tuesday afternoon?”
“… OOOOOOOOOOOOHH!!”
“NOT THE POOPY ONES!!!”
“Remember, DON’T DIE!”
“He looks like Eric Cartman trying to cut a jig.”
“Yes I’d like to adopt the two of them like PUPPIES from a KENNEL, after all, anything can be bought and sold FOR THE RIGHT OOIIILLLLLLL.”
I can hear all of these
“I haven’t felt love like that since the Third Reich”
“Aaaarin, I love you!” “Phil, you make me angry, Phil!” “Grimbo, bring me more food, Jonny is hungry, Jonny is hungry!”
“Outa this house! Outa this house!”
“I’m a brave boy”“Not brave enough for this shit”
Goblins you say?
“You neglected to tell me that my uncle lived in MAD MAX!”
Dont forget the flying eggplaaaaaant!
“OH MY GAAAAAAAHHHHHDDDD”