Warframe whale: well at least I’m not an overwatch whale
Overwatch whale: well at least I’m not a fortnite whale
Fortnite whale: well at least I’m not a mobile game whale
Mobile game whale: well at least I’m not a gatcha whale
Gatcha game whale: maybe if I spend another $10,000 I can see my wife again
*nervously looks at my google play history*
(via takashi0)