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tenaflyviper:

tenaflyviper:

So, uh…  Let’s say hypothetically that SOMEBODY opened a door, and let a bigass Nazi motherfucker out into a maze, and then ran out of the maze.  If they sit and wait at the entrance, is he eventually going to find his way out, or should SOMEBODY just cut their losses, and finish with a pitiful 16% treasure percentage?

Okay so, apparently, the maze branches off like fucking veins, including into dead-ends, as well as MULTIPLE paths that lead right to Baron ThunderChunk von BitchTits.

I am upset.

After reverting to the save I made prior to discovering General Beefy Tits hiding in a closet, I finished the level with 96% kills (2% lost for each Hans), 63% secrets (I didn’t bother trying to find every dead-end), and 27% treasure.  Unless all the loot was in the Aardwolf room (which I somehow could not access, despite seeing a brief flash of where the door was supposed to be), then I have no idea where it is, because I inspect every viable surface in every room (which is how I found the maze in the first place).

Curiously, Hans will not attack you unless you attack him first.  I don’t know if this was just a glitch on my end, but he was totally okay with letting me inspect the walls in his little hidey holes while he turned to watch me wherever I was.

It’s obviously not on the same level as DOOM or DOOM II (being a predecessor to the franchise), but the game is still quite enjoyable.  I get to kill Nazis, the controls are familiar from my DOOM experience, and it has a lot of levels to explore, with many secrets to find.  It’s also fun to laugh at early instances of what are now common videogame mechanics, like how the Nazis keep leaving plates of delicious chicken on the floor everywhere. 

Wolf 3D is one of the games where you have to literally check every single wall in order to find all the secrets and treasures, so I don’t blame you for only getting 27%.

(via tenaflyviper)