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Hi, i'm Alex(strazsa) and this is my tumblr. My real name is Aaron, but I'll answer to either of them. I do a lot of things on the internet.
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  • sunnysundown:

    bradley-upperbitch-iii:

    Translation:

    Hey gang, I just ran after this animal. Someone tell me what animal is this. Look. It’s weird, I found it. I thought it was a duck. Look at its feet, my god *bird kicks* HEY, CALM IT FUCKER, DON’T PECK ME. My mom has a zoo at her house, I’m gonna take it to her. But look, it’s a weird animal *bird starts pecking his fingers* AAAAAAAAAAAAH IT PECKED ME, SON OF A FUCKING BITCH. *sucks air through teeth* UUUGHH FUCK, HE’S PECKING ME GUYS AAAAAAAAHH, ASSHOLE AAAH. FUCKER, LET ME GO, OH FUCK AAH–

    jajjajajaja pinche vatio pa que lo agarra

    (via sunnysundown)

    Source: jaidefinichonv2
    • November 11, 2018 (12:34 am)
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