what are these guys? we got checkers, check, and- and card games… this- ffffffucking Homestuck. I’m so fucking tired. like i know homestuck includes many things but- i also know toby fox. i know this motherfucker will put fucking homestuck references everywhere he goes.

[later] [dialogue] [bucket appears] [silence]

i-

I’m sorRY? is tha- i-

i- i would love to continue the game, but- toby…. toby, is that- is that a BUCKET? with a SPADE ON IT?? excuse me??

excuse me? EXCUSE ME?!?

*sobbing*

why did you do this to me- whydyouthistome

people talk about human brain-monkey brain-

there’s my HOMESTUCK BRAIN that just- keeps getting poked at by fucking TOE-BEE FOX? and his stupid-ass fucking HOMESTUCK REFERENCES?

i think im a free man- you know, you wake up, you think youre a free man, you think your life can carry on just the right way- and then you play fucking…. this fucking g a m e

and you’re reminded that you will never. EVER be free.

jesus fucking christ.

fuck off.

ffffuck OFF!

Man, at that point I went through the five stages of grief…

Did you know the checkers and chess motif was done before homestuck? Did you know that? Do know you know that?

Before it was published, knowing Hussie he probably straight out told Toby. all so that years after the conclusion of Homestuck, no matter what, nobody could ever escape it.