leadhoovesies:

kickin-jeans:

aurovar:

kickin-jeans:

snarthurt:

pissvortex:

pissvortex:

so

will tes vi have actually decent foot modeling or will the foot fetishists have to step in to pick up the slack again

lest we forget

those are his hooves you b*tch

HEY HEY HEY WHOA WHOA DO YOU

MOTHERFUCKERS

EVEN KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT FOOT MODELING??? LET ME LEARN YOU LITTLE BITCHES A THING RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW

IT IS ONE OF THE HARDEST JOBS OF Apud Helvetios longe nobilissimus fuit et ditissimus Orgetorix. Is M. Messala, [et P.] M. Pisone consulibus regni cupiditate inductus coniurationem nobilitatis fecit et civitati persuasit ut de finibus suis cum omnibus copiis exirent: perfacile esse, cum virtute omnibus praestarent, totius Galliae imperio potiri. Id hoc facilius iis persuasit, quod undique loci natura Helvetii continentur: una ex parte flumine Rheno latissimo atque altissimo, qui agrum Helvetium a Germanis dividit; altera ex parte monte Iura altissimo, qui est inter Sequanos et Helvetios; tertia lacu Lemanno et flumine Rhodano, qui provinciam nostram ab Helvetiis dividit. His rebus fiebat ut et minus late vagarentur et minus facile finitimis bellum inferre possent; qua ex parte homines bellandi cupidi magno dolore adficiebantur. Pro multitudine autem hominum et pro gloria belli atque fortitudinis angustos se fines habere arbitrabantur, qui in longitudinem milia passuum CCXL, in latitudinem CLXXX patebant.

man this dude was so heated they regressed to their past life as caesar, scourge of gaul

are you sure?

I hate all of you

(via leadhoovesies)