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So i was showering and i had this idea for a heartfelt family movie. A washed up 40 year old gamer gets into a deal with the devil or something and whether he survives or not is a case of whether he wins or loses this one game of overwatch scheduled month from now. and this gamer, you see, cause hes a gamer, he has no friends, all his other gamer friends from his childhood got like wives and houses and jobs and hes just kind of still a gamer and he.. i dont know where but i think he gets a pack of 5 kids? maybe from like a chess club or some shit like that? and theyre all insufferable nerds. they cant play video games. and this man spends the whole month training them what a payload is, what’s each hero’s ult callout, who counters who etc etc. its kind of like school of rock. the game finally comes and the nasty surprise is one of the kids whos kind of troubled doesnt want to play. he picks genji and throws constantly (and he was their reinhardt) and they kind of get him to be the reinhardt on the second round. they win with one of those

heres a funny scene, for the movie, i just thought of

Gamer, excitedly: You! Whats your favorite video game character
insufferable nerd: i-idont know… mom doesnt let me  play video games.. im probably very very bad at them… i just play the violin and sing ope-
gamer: (claps) Great! You’re our designated mercy

heather i hate this so much and really want it to happen

In the end? the devil? its jeff

(via hachikosyndrome)