Samuel Hayden: “You Moron. Buffoon. Nimrod. Mining Energy From The Christian Hell Is Necessary. You Unchained Gorilla, Rampaging At The Zoo. We Solved An Energy Crisis The World Had No Answer For. I Dare You To Name A Single Source Of Free, Renewable, Unlimited Energy As Convenient As Stealing Electricity From Hell.”
Doomguy: *points at the sun*
Samuel Hayden: “Why Are You Pointing At The Sky… Wait… Of Course…”
Samuel Hayden:
Samuel Hayden: “HEAVEN. We’ll Steal Energy From God Himself.”
Doomguy:
Samuel Hayden: “Please, I’m begging you, don’t break these tubes”
Doomguy: *punches the fucking shit out of all three of them*
Samuel Hayden: