Samuel Hayden: “You Moron. Buffoon. Nimrod. Mining Energy From The Christian Hell Is Necessary. You Unchained Gorilla, Rampaging At The Zoo. We Solved An Energy Crisis The World Had No Answer For. I Dare You To Name A Single Source Of Free, Renewable, Unlimited Energy As Convenient As Stealing Electricity From Hell.”

Doomguy: *points at the sun*

Samuel Hayden: “Why Are You Pointing At The Sky… Wait… Of Course…”

Samuel Hayden:

Samuel Hayden: “HEAVEN. We’ll Steal Energy From God Himself.” 

Doomguy: