Samuel Hayden: “You Moron. Buffoon. Nimrod. Mining Energy From The Christian Hell Is Necessary.
You Unchained Gorilla, Rampaging At The Zoo.
We Solved An Energy Crisis The World Had No Answer For. I Dare You To Name A Single Source Of Free, Renewable, Unlimited Energy As Convenient As Stealing Electricity From Hell.”
Doomguy: *points at the sun*
Samuel Hayden:
“Why Are You Pointing At The Sky… Wait… Of Course…”
Samuel Hayden:
Samuel Hayden: “HEAVEN. We’ll Steal Energy From God Himself.”