Since most of you know that I’m a fan of Roald Dahl and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, I thought it would be interesting to share this very, very real rejected script for a reimagining of the story.

The original Tweet thread pictured can be found here, and the entire script can be found here.

As the tweets said, they’re still working on a prequel, but thankfully it won’t be using this script.

P.S. The writer for this thing is also one of the main writers for that awful-looking new Heathers TV reboot, btw. Make of that what you will.

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