discussing headcanons with friends like: “what if santa was a pillarman”
SANTA WAS A PILLARMAN
- He’s immortal
- He gets down chimneys by contorting himself like santana
- SANTAna
- what more evidence do you need
- He is actually buff
- He only comes out at night
- He also has presumably immortal minions and a chariot-like vehicle
“Hey, can you put on some Christmas music?”
“yeah sure mom”
i’m reblogging this post once and then i’m blocking it