trilllizard420

I actually want him to do this. I need to see how bad it can possibly get.

fostersffff

Igor: Greetings and salutations, friendo! This is the Velvet Room. Well, it’s not really much of a room at all, huh? More like a prison! What’s up with that? I guess that also explains why my daughters are dressed up like prison wardens! Well, and this is gonna sound nuts, but bear with me, this place is a reflection of your own heart; you haven’t been doing anything bad, have you? Ohh, maybe you’re one of those nasty guys who starts fights online and rants about how men are superior to women! I should hope not, otherwise my daughters would have to administer some corporal punishment! Kinda of an ironic punishment, considering. Just kidding! Besides, you can’t be all bad, since you were chosen by good ol’ Phil to be the wildcard. Oh, I forgot to introduce myself! Name’s Igor, like from Frankenstein!

bookthrower