you meet me and im wearing this

and these

and this

i invite you over to my house and it’s decorated with this

and this

i open this

and take out my laptop

and offer you a drink

soon i bring you to the bedroom

you nervously ask me to change the sheets, so i do

i seductively unzip my jacket to reveal this

and i ask you to slip into this

and after you run, i sigh dejectedly and put on this to soak up my tears while i drift into a sad, fitful sleep