Uh oh, you just died and now your family is planning what your tombstone will say. They decide to use your last outgoing text message... What's your tombstone say?
Shit, my last THREE are absolute gold
“You are deeply loved”
“Pretty huge, actually. Like, genuine MELONS.”
“[aggressive obnoxious fart noises]”
“I’m leaving now.”
“Why would someone put that on a cake”
“He is”