The druid is sneaking through the camp site and a few soldiers start walking towards her general direction.
Druid: Uhhh I TURN INTO A TREE.
DM: The camp you’re sneaking through is in an open field.
Druid Player: Shit.
Soldier: Has that tree always been there?
Druid: I’ve been here for weeks!
DM: Roll bluff.
Druid Player: Crit.
Soldier: Well the tree would know better than us I suppose!
(via ninestempest)
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