opponent well, I've whittled you down to your last fifty life points, you have no cards on the field, and I've set up an impenetrable strategy that turns every move you play against you. plus your capacity to think on your feet is hampered by this occult magick that's literally pumping actual poison through your veins, and also you're emotionally compromised because I bundled your friends together with rope and dangled them off the Space Needle. now unless you're holding a monster with a special ability that activates ONLY under these circumstances EXACTLY as described, looks like I'm winning this due--

protagonist NOT SO FAST

opponent oh my FUCKING god