Alex's Stuff

bluerunawaydog:

I wonder if Bill Clinton is like, super hype for Hillary to be president, just so he can go check his secret hiding spots around the White House and see if his stuff is still there. I just imagine him prying up a floorboard, expecting his super cool army men toys to still be there, but there’s just a handwritten note (in crayon) that says “thanks for the kick ass toys eh heh heh - george w.” and his face just crumples. Hillary walks in to find him pouting with his face down on the floor, she asks him what’s wrong but his mumbled response is muffled by the carpet and she just throws up her hands in exasperation and walks away

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