Alex's Stuff

karna-pizzahut:

celticpyro:

karna-pizzahut:

How tf do u spel the old man with the butterflies name from fgo u know the dude thats like sherlock holmes rival or smth

Morty?

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almightyramtha:

It’s really nice that Eyes of Heaven let Kakyoin live at the end, as opposed to something like, oh I dunno, the ps1 fighting game, where even if you beat the game with him, he gets on a plane to go home and dies of like, being too sad.

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sqooper:

wallpatterns:

The other day I went to McDonald’s with my family and the guy who took my order was really loud and was basically like “HAPPY HOLIDAYS WHAT CAN I GET YOU” and I was like wow I can’t let this guy outmatch me so I yelled “I’LL TAKE A HAPPY MEAL WITH THE NUG NUGS IF I MAY” you know, like a natural well-adjusted epitome of adulthood 19 year old and he was like “CERTAINLY WOULD YOU LIKE THE MIGHTY KIDS MEAL INSTEAD WITH EXTRA FRIES” and I was so sleep deprived I essentially blacked out and apparently leaned over the counter like I was robbing the place, raised my eyebrow like a suave robin hood and said “HECK YES I WOULD GOOD SIR” and then I sat down and he yelled from across the store “WOULD YOU LIKE THE PURPLE OR BLUE SPIDER-MAN” and since purple is the more superior color that’s how I answered and long story short my parents think college changed me and that I’m now the poster child for being social and I’ve only been asked once why I’m not in a relationship yet but I know it’s gonna be brought up again and how do i tell my parents it’s because whenever I eat in the dining hall I spend the entire time playing bumper cars with the wheeley chairs and all I eat is pixie sticks and the last time I was in the library (where I’m supposed to work next semester, deAr GoD) I ripped my leggings in the bathroom pulling up my pants and I walked the entire 20 mins back to my dorm with my neon underwear peeking out from the holes like a 17th century harlot with a cocaine addiction and I’ve essentially been living off jars of peanut butter and the soundtrack to the bee movie for the past year

there’s more information in this post than there was in the library of alexandria

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wolverinequeen:

drferox:

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cryoverkiltmilk:

postmodern-baseball:

idk if y’all americans and that know this, but in Australia instead of snow at christmas we get these lil shiny bugs everywhere and they’re attracted to the christmas lights and we call them christmas beetles

and despite being australian they don’t bite or anything they just crawl around on your hand and it’s such a good and pure feeling and yeah

‘despite being australian’

I need an aussie to confirm that these don’t actually kill you.

Can confirm they’re pretty harmless, and not very bright. Most dangerous thing I’ve seen them do was fall off the roof and land in a poor woman’s cleavage.

Haven’t seen as many of them around this year though.

That is the friendliest looking beetle I’ve ever seen. He looks like a Beanie Baby!

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the-wandering-quill:

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the-wandering-quill:

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