Alex's Stuff
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i accidentawwy went on tumbww without tuwnying the owo extension off and i’m dying
i just found out it convewts what you’we typing to owo speak automaticawwy and i Don’t Wike It
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ima be real with you golden hero sakata kintoki
i’m going to marry your mom and be your new dad
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PEARL MADE A SONG WITH THE WORD FUCK IN THE TITLE
PEARL SAYS FUCK PEARL SAYS FUCK PEARL SAYS FUCK PEARL SAYS FUCK PEARL SAYS FUCK PEARL SAYS FUCK PEARL SAYS FUCK PEARL SAYS FUCK PEARL SAYS FUCK PEARL SAYS FUCK PEARL SAYS FUCK PEARL SAYS FUCK
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thoughts-from-an-uncommon-mind:
This is the first GIF ever created, and it turns 30 years old today
Reblog the fuck out of this piece of history. Tumblr exists because this.
“Tumblr exists because of this”
Why did you betray us, oh ancient one?
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i deleted my blog and tumblr immediately asked me if i want to sign up again
and here you are
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I really like the way Sakurai said he didn’t include BOTW Princsss Zelda “because she prefers her studies instead of fighting” because it implies that every other Princess Zelda is 100% ready to Throw Down
Every others Zelda is 100% ready to throw down.
Ocarina of Time Zelda dressed up like a ninja so she could sneak out and punch bad guys. Twilight Princess Zelda personally swordfights with intruders and repeatedly shoots Ganondorf in the face. Spirit Tracks Zelda gets her soul ripped out of her body but doesn’t even slow down before she possesses a suit of armor and commences kicking all kinds of ass, including landing the final blow on Malladus. Wind Waker Zelda is the motherfucking pirate queen.
(via takashi0)
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Man eating rice, China, 1901-1904
this is an extremely important picture
Ive never seen someone from 1904 having fun omg
He has a nice face
No but the history behind this picture is really interesting
The reason that everyone always looked miserable in old photos wasn’t that they took too long to take. Once photography became widespread it took only seconds to take a picture.
It was because getting your photo taken was treated the same as getting your portrait painted. A very serious occasion meant so thst your descendants would know that ypu existed and what you looked like.
But one time some British dudes went to china to go on an anthropological expedition, and they met some rural Chinese farmers and decided to take their pictures. Now, these people weren’t exposed to the weird culture of the time around getting your photo taken, so this guy just flashed a big grin during the photo because he was told to strike a pose and that’s the pose he wanted to strike.
I think painted portraits and old photos give us the idea that in general people were just really unhappy because those are the visuals we have. This is so refreshing.
Hey, look; “Man Laughing Alone With Rice” is back on my dash.
always reblog Happy Rice Guy. once upon a time, he really enjoyed his lunch, and that’s beautiful.
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