Alex's Stuff
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at what point did tumblr start turning so violent. why are some of you out there fishing for problems in literal innocuous content.
what i’m referring to is stuff like people actively trying to find “problematic” material on WarriorMale and slandering the xkit guy until the both of them went on indefinite hiatus
why are you all so angry and violent.
Wait. What happened to @warriormale Who fucked with that gentle soul?
This website needs to stop while it’s ahead.Hey everybody I’m alive, well and training and fighting every day!
I update my blog all the time and writing my book too.
If these guys are so pissed at me, maybe they should get in the cage with me and get on with it!
Talk is cheap.
Bring it on!
Fight me!
WarriorMale
God bless WarriorMale for openly challenging the haters.
(via warriormale)
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A comic I posted here a long while back in its original wide format. It has since been reformatted for Lackadaisy Mobile on Webtoon along with most of the other mini-comics. I figured it’d be much easier to read in a tumblr feed this way.
Mini-comics have long been my go-to guilty pleasure. 2018 has been sucking the joy out of all the nooks and corners of life like a relentless and unforgiving ghost duck, though, and it’s been difficult to mine the inspiration to compose this kind of nonsense. I’m longing to get myself back into that headspace somehow…
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Lackadaisy is on Patreon - there’s extra stuff!(via gabostak)
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What the ever living shit Spidey, I just had an all-dressed potato chip for the first time and now I'm concerned. What other shit are you crazy canucks hiding from us?
Anonymous
STRAP IN, ANON. WE’RE GOING FOR A RIDE THROUGH THE GREAT WHITE NORTH.
Real poutine! A mix of fresh cut fries, specifically spiced poutine gravy and cheese curds.
Hawkins Cheezies! You like Cheetos? Well buckle up because Cheezies are better in every way. They’re crunchier, more cheesy, made with corn and don’t look/taste artificial.
Smarties! Think M&M’s but bigger and with a harder shell more solid chocolate inside. In fact, most Canadian chocolate is different (better) as it is smoother, sweeter and creamier. Which leads us too…
Coffee Crisp! Foam coffee filling between wafers and covered in chocolate.
And Aero bars! Super sweet, Canadian milk chocolate, aerated with little bubbles so the bar feels like it was made out of a chocolate cloud!
Fudgee-O’s! Made by the same company, think Oreos but with a fudge icing inside!
Hickory Sticks, goddamnit! Slivers of hickory smoked potato chip slivers.
Tourtiere. Spiced meat pies! Pork or beef, nothing quite compares. Crisp on the outside, savory on the inside. The best meat pies. Period.
Kraft Peanut Butter. Apparently Kraft doesn’t make this peanut butter for you Americans. Probably for the best, since it’d put all other peanut butter brands out of business. Also, LOOKIT THE CUTE BEARS.
Tim Hortons, sweet baby Jesus. From donuts to timbits to bagels to coffee, you can’t go wrong with this chain. I cannot even begin to describe what you’re missing out on if you haven’t had their coffee or donuts. Rows upon rows of donuts of all assortments, with the smell of brewed coffee in the air. Holy shit.
Oh and the annual Roll Up the Rim to Win. Which beats the crap out of whatever monopoly scam McDonalds pulls.
CANADA. HELL YEAH.
Relevant to today! Happy Canada Day!
Man, we had aeros and they were so unpopular that they stopped making them here. They weren’t that good honestly. Maybe it has to do with our chocolate.
I can 100% confirm the goodness of Smarties and Poutine though. Was some og the best shit I had in Canada.
Tim Hortons coffee was fucking garbage though.
I need to take a trip to canada.
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Androids have armbands and triangles that they have to wear to identify them, the fact that humans didn't stop and say "Yeah no that happened before already" is so stupid
YOU CAN LITERALLY BUY BLACK ANDROIDS AND WE’RE MEANT TO BELIEVE THAT A COMPANY WAS NOT FUCKING SHAMED OR SHOUTED INTO THE GROUND AND THAT THIS IS A NORMAL THING IN THE US? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Also Androids weren’t recalled instantly the first person was harmed by one. Remember the Note 7? Barely two weeks after reports, Samsung delayed the shipments, and two days after that Samsung announced a recall. In another two weeks, a nationwide recall was announced. And that wasn’t even something that killed people, just had the potential to burn them.
There is no world imaginable where someone is reported KILLED by an Android and people just keep using them like nothing happened. They would’ve been recalled and shut down so fast. Fucking David Cage, man.
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FPS
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if you’re reading this
a lump sum of money is on the way to you
- it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?
It Works the money is on its way!
Need this.
Of course
It worked tho
I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.
ENERGY
OKAY LEGIT I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY. ME AND MY PARTNER ARE IN SUCH A TIGHT SPOT FOR MONEY ATM AS WE ARE SAVING FOR A DEPOSIT ON A HOUSE. I GOT PAID DOUBLE WHAT I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO GET AND SO DID HE AND HONESTLY I CRIED SO MUCH TODAY IM SO HAPPY AND RELIEVED
Positive vibes!!!!!
Work money post work
Haaalp
Reblogging for the Mona Lisa Saperstein GIF
please
(via leadhoovesies)
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So mum had never seen Hidden Figures before last night so Alex and I watched it with her and her level of absolute disgust at Taraji P Henson getting overlooked for an Oscar nomination was ultimate feels.
“What do you mean she didn’t even get nominated? Who won the Oscar?”
[Told her it was Emma Stone for La La Land and then told her who else was nominated.]
“Oh I saw that movie. It was average. And she won best actress? Doe eyed white girl plays a doe eyed white girl. Hardly groundbreaking. I mean Meryl is Meryl and that’s just always going to be a thing, and Natalie Portman was okay in Jackie but Taraji didn’t even get nominated so I guess I’m saying the Academy are on my list of mortal enemies.”
(Yes she has a list of mortal enemies. Apart from the academy, it consists of her former neighbour Judy, her third grade teacher, Alex’s birth mother - SOLIDARITY!!!, Nike, Dilmah tea and Pauline Hanson. Just roll with it guys.)
What did former neighbour Judy DO?
Former neighbour Judy… oh here we go.
It started when stole her beloved lime tree sapling in the middle of the night, assuming my mum would never notice. When confronted, she said “oh we’ve had a lime tree growing here for a while now, didn’t you know?” Mum was next level angry but she couldn’t very well prove Judy had stolen the tree.
In what my mother calls “delicious tangy karma” neighbour Judy never managed to get a single ripe lime off of that tree. But mums replacement tree - a lemon this time - bore so much fruit that she baked with it constantly, and dropped lemons off to all the neighbours.
Except neighbour Judy.
I’m so glad I asked about this story
My mum has lived her life regarding this tree at a level of petty some people only dream about. You better believe that every time she whipped up a lemon meringue pie, or pulled a lemon cake out, or made lemon curd, she did so with the god damn windows wide open so that the smell wafted over the neighbourhood.
And I kid you not, when neighbour Judy moved out, my mum had the balls to ask if she was planning on trying to grow limes at her new place too. Judy was Not. Impressed.
HOLY SHIT GUYS
so I was just explaining to my mum that I told you all the Judy Lime Tree story and she had this weird look on her face so I’ve put two and two together…
Me: MUM DID YOU POISION THE LIME TREE?
Mum: Did I poison MY lime tree? Absolutely not.
[pause]
Mum: Your father definitely did though.
WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING?
SO MANY YEARS LATER THE TRUTH COMES OUT…
(via unlucky-chan)
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I can’t believe this otter found a waifu.
(via ninestempest)
