Alex's Stuff
-
blo:
Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight
BITCH I REBLOGGED THIS AT 4AM AND SOME FIT GUY FROM MY HOMETOWN SLID INTO MY DMS at 11PM LIKE GIRL HONESTLY iM
Can the miracle be that I actually fall asleep at a reasonable time
I’m starting to feel like that miracle is falling into a deep sleep and actually waking up rested. Bless this post.
A miracle?
I don’t care how big or small I want one
I would like and could use a small miracle
MY MIRACLE WAS FUCKING AMAZING AND YEAH IT WAS TONIGHT INSTEAD OF LAST NIGHT BUT STILL
IT WORKED, PLEASE DO THIS YOU LITERLALLY HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE
(via unlucky-chan)
-
Boy that Russian teenager who’s spent the past 5 hours bruteforcing my epic games account and lighting up my email with security warnings is in for one hell of a surprise when he finally logs in and sees that I’ve literally never played fortnite.
Update its been about 19 hours and he’s still at it
My man here has spent every single day for the past 7 days trying to break into an empty account I hope he makes it soon
(via unlucky-chan)
-
(via leadhoovesies)
-
(via leadhoovesies)
-
(via leadhoovesies)
-
Japan has a bara maid cafe and im typing this from the airport
IF YOU ORDER A CAN OF BEER, THE WAITER WILL POUR IT FOR YOU AND THEN CRUSH THE CAN
FOR $27 YOU CAN ORDER THE “WALL OF MEAT,” WHERE THEY STAND AROUND YOU AND RUN AROUND IN A CIRCLE WHILE FLEXING THEIR MUSCLES
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
gettin real sick of having to reblog from the source because you people can’t keep a fucking lid on your politics long enough to appreciate a freaking bara maid cafe.
W A L L. O F. M E A T
(via takashi0)
-
hmmm
-
-
Tolkien Elves: Proud, noble, old world. Tall, elegant, graceful.
Anime Elves: Proud, noble, old world. Shorter, bustier, lacking in appropriate clothing.
Tolkien Elves: Cannot do the ear wiggles.
Anime Elves:
(via i-had-to-padoru-it-to-em)
-
