Alex's Stuff
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reblog if you support cats tucked up in bed
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If Walt Disney was in Fate series, would he be a woman, a bishie, or a robot controlled by his frozen head/brain, and what would his powers be?
Since he’s fairly recent as far as historical figures go, I don’t think Fate could pull the “He was actually a woman and we just didn’t know!” card so easily. So I’m going with either bishie or giant robot.
In terms of powers, I wanna say he’d be a Caster, since Disney in general is a company associated with magic and fantasy (”The Magic Kingdom,” right?). Maybe he just brings animated characters to life to attack people. Imagine him siccing Mickey Mouse at you that’d be crazy. XD
The dude’s NP is just the disney castle intro and the shooting star is a meteor that does AOE damage.
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big dick energy
Exactly the kind of response Doomguy should get when he walks into a room with other humans.
This is genuinely beyond big dick energy
It’s honestly Argent Phallus Energy (APE)
Holy shit
Everyone is talking about key-card guy, but my favorite is the dude who tries to hide behind his swivel chair. Babe, babe, No, Doomguy jumps dick first into hell portals on an hourly basis and pops berserker power ups like your mom pops xanax. That chair aint doin SHIT.
Also I love how they don’t just seem to be afraid of the fact that the apex predator of the Legions of Armageddon just walked in. They are acting like they think he might attack them, because you know the UAC has waged a serious PR war against Doom-Chad while he’s been kicking ass on Mars/Hell.
ALPHA AF!!!
I just love the fact that DoomGuy spots the keycard on the dude’s lanyard, and instead of doing a vicious yank, or simply snapping it off the lanyard like he always does, he very, VERY carefully takes it, and slowly pulls the dude to the scanner, before letting him go.
For a dude filled with eternal rage and seething violence, that was remarkably polite of him. It was almost his “…Excuse me. I require this. Pardon my reach.”
Then that poor marine. “Hey YOU! You can’t… be… here…”
DoomGuy just casually approaches, looks at him, looks at his gun, and then still remarkably politely, just takes it. Doesn’t wrench it away, or kill the guy, or anything violent. Just reaches out and retrieves it. Again, like “You are doing a fine job. That’s a fine weapon. Mind if I see it? *takes it and walks away*”
It’s as if he’s being very, VERY careful not to harm normal humans (or whatever augmented humans those armored marines qualify as), saving his violence specifically for the Daemonic.
Kinda supports my idea that DoomGuy isn’t neccessarily a bloodthirsty raging psycho. He’s a guy who has seen so much, done SO MUCH… that he’s calm. He’s so far beyond wrath at the demons that he’s entered a weird Calm and just LIVES there. Nothing shakes him of it. He doesn’t grunt, he doesn’t yell, he doesn’t scream, he just breathes and moves on. New demon? Well, it’ll bleed like the last. He doesn’t revel in combat, he just moves through it like walking through air; it’s a function of existence for him.He lives to kill demons and nothing more.
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HE SAID THE THING.
IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING OVERWATCH REFERENCE?
matt mercer is on like 4 or 5 layers of clint eastwood reference right about now
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The Doom Marine:
- BJ Blazkowicz’s Great Great Great Great Grandson.
- The Master Chief wears a “What Would Doomguy Do” bracelet.
- Marcus Fenix had a poster of him over his bed in High School.
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The Space Marines made him an honorary Primarch.
- Samus Aran sends him nudes.
- Gordon Freeman also sends him nudes.
- Kratos swears he could take him… Quietly, while glancing over his shoulder.
- Isaac Clarke constantly DMs him wanting to “hang.” He never responds.
- He once shot the Dragonborn in the knee with an arrow.
Bringing this back.
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