keyhollow:

toadschooled:

A Cape rain frog [Breviceps gibbosus] unimpressed with the quality of photographer Van Rensburg‘s shovel. These frogs push the limit of what we’d normally consider a frog, disinclined to jump and incapable of swimming. This specimen was found in Cape Town, South Africa.

Angry boy, disappointed in us and the state of it all. A father figure if I’ve ever seen one. 9.5/10

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siphersaysstuff:

favabean05:

truthandglory:

assbanditkirk:

whoa canada

someone needs to turn down that sass level

Two things to know about Canada!

1. We are smart enough to know hot things should be hot.
2. We are sorry if you don’t

A few things you need to know about this hot coffee case:

1. It wasn’t an issue of the coffee being because no fucking shit coffee is hot, but McDonald’s had over heated their water to 250 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s 121C. Not just hot, but really FUCKING hot. Your fancy Starbucks lattes are brewed to 150 degrees.
2. The 79 year old woman had this cup of 250F (121C) coffee between her legs when it spilled so 250F (121C) coffee spilled on her genitals
3. She got third degree burns…on her genitals. THIRD DEGREE.
4. She had to have skin grafts to repair the damage
5. When she sued McDonald’s, it wasn’t for millions of dollars, it was for $20,000 to cover hospital costs and court fees. 20-fucking-thousand.
6. It was the courts that awarded her the amount of money she got. Again, she only wanted hospital bills and court costs
7. McDonald’s changed their heating policy, but not before making her sign a gag order keeping her from talking about this case
8. So she had to live on hearing little shits like you call her stupid and money-grubbing, and other horrendous stuff because she dared ask the company in the wrong to fix what they fucked up.

MORE FUN FACTS:

9. The woman who was burned was not driving the car, she was a passenger.

10. The car was not in motion when she was burned. The car was parked so she could add cream and sugar.

The coffee case is one of the biggest examples of a carefully-crafted smear campaign by a company that is in the wrong trying to hide that.

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tsunderrated:

pink-mage:

sensorys:

source

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givinginandsigningup:

Hm…if I take the pill can I use it on others? Morally questionable, but can I use the memory pill or body part pill on others?

1, 2, 9 baby. Never worry about anything ever again.

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vanilla-cheesecake:

Elizabeth Bathory ( ‘ ∀ ’●) ♡

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