Alex's Stuff
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what's on the signs' minds 99% of the time
- Aries: 'im going to fucking fight that' (can apply to a person, an ideology or an inanimate object)
- Taurus: something rude, most likely; or complaining about their love life
- Gemini: has like 16000 different trains of thought going on in there jfc guys
- Cancer: getting sentimental or low-key judging somebody, depending
- Leo: something really fucking gay or really fucking salty
- Virgo: 'i look flawless'; also tends to think about sex way more often than the name implies
- Libra: a funny story they're about to recount or 'this'll make an excellent selfie opportunity'
- Scorpio: contemplating some Deep Shit like a brooding hipster nerd
- Sagittarius: either nerding out very articulately or (that one gibberish iggy azalea rap verse) there isn't any middle ground there
- Capricorn: comes up with cool one-liners a beat too late; says a meme instead
- Aquarius: same as gemini except they absolutely need someone to run over with all 16000 trains of thought
- Pisces: 'i need a drink'; 'why is this happening to me' and variations thereof
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Meant to post these here weeks ago but forgot. Never played Animal Crossing, but Isabelle’s too adorable not to draw. Although I know nothing about Animal Crossing, from what I can gather, she’s from “New Leaf”, and is the mayor’s secretary (I know, I’m probably totally off, but cut me some slack). I assume the player, as their Villager character, is the mayor of the town? Well, anyway, I’m king of surprised the pictures of this pooch came out as well as they did considering I did the linework for half of them on a moving train.
My favorite pictures of this girl. What a fitting style.
It’s so cute ;A;
(via nekocrispy)
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Lol.
Dota 2 Daily. June 24 2015.
What is this doing on my feed?
>dota2daily
>League of Legends gif
????(via wesquestria2)
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when u can see a minion’s bulge thru its overalls
What the fuck kind of post is this. What the fuck. What the fuc
every day we stray from god’s light
(via leadhoovesies)
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Good anime, A+
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a while back, ghostbong bought a very cheap, very used Roomba from craigslist. ”so, you’re going to ‘hack’ this, right?” said the man at the parking lot rendezvous. but we just wanted a vacuum. since then, the addition of the word “robot” to our casual, every-day lexicon is continually jarring, as if even living in the future will give you future-shock.
doing maintenance on the robot. the robot is stuck on a cord. the robot ate a sock. the robot ran out of power before it got back to its charging station. the robot knocked something over. it doesn’t help that the Roomba programmers saw fit to outfit the little thing with a series of Artoo-like MIDI scales and honks, to convey the mood of its message: docking successfully produces a tiny fanfare, and getting its brushes jammed on a foreign object makes it cry out in sad distress. do i verbally reassure the robot when i pull a wad of cat hair and bread bag tabs out of its works and set it back down on the floor? you bet i do.
but the larger point is that it is now possible no for me to say (or type) out loud and without irony, sarcasm, or any kind of fictitiousness: “the robot knocked over the kitten’s water dish >:I “
the future is here, and it is me on my knees on the floor yanking hairballs out of a domestic droid while it softly boops at me
this may be my favorite post in the history of tumblr
(via slugbox)
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Uwu friendly reminder that kids play video games!!!! It’s a disadvantage to beat them!!! It makes them feel bad and is not nice wuwuw please reconsider shooting me when I am trying my best!!!!!
(via i-had-to-padoru-it-to-em)
