ok i keep seeing these posts with pitched-up headcanon voices so i figured i’d share mine with you all! listen and enjoy as karkat and eridan make several attempts to perform a heart transplant!
DO YOU EVER JUST LAUGH BECAUSE WHEN WE WERE FIRST INTRODUCED TO SOLLUX HE JUST ARGUED WITH HIMSELF FOR ABOUT TWO PARAGRAPHS AND THEN TOLD US TO GO AWAY
NONO WAIT THAT’S DEFINITELY THE BEST PART BUT THEN HE ASKS US TO COME BACK AND APOLOGIZES THE SECOND WE TURN TO NEPETA
Man I know emulators are technically considered piracy I guess, and I can see why it would be an issue with newer games (not that most emulators are advanced enough for that anyway), but I just… hhhhhh the way the video game industry operates in regards to old games is so fucking stupid. It’s like
Gamers: Hey, I’m really interested in this game you made a long time ago! Can I play it? Game companies: No. Gamers: But I’ll give you money! Game companies: We no longer manufacture, support, or distribute that game or the console it’s available on. There’s no way for you to buy it. Gamers: Well, what about this slightly-newer-but-still-outdated game that was never released in my region? Can I play that? I’ll give you money. Game companies: No. You’re only allowed to play games from your region. You can’t buy it from us. Gamers: So, you don’t provide any way for me to purchase these games from you, or to play them in any form? Game companies: Correct. We don’t care about these games anymore. They might as well not exist. Some guy on the internet: Hey, I found some old and foreign games that aren’t sold or available to play anywhere, so I fixed them up so everyone can play them now for free! Here you go! :) Game companies: ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT. HOW DARE YOU STEAL OUR PROFITS. PLAY THE GAMES LEGALLY OR DIE. Gamers: But you just said there’s no way to play them- Game companies:FUCK YOU