Alex's Stuff
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in every yugioh series
- opponent: well, I've whittled you down to your last fifty life points, you have no cards on the field, and I've set up an impenetrable strategy that turns every move you play against you. plus your capacity to think on your feet is hampered by this occult magick that's literally pumping actual poison through your veins, and also you're emotionally compromised because I bundled your friends together with rope and dangled them off the Space Needle. now unless you're holding a monster with a special ability that activates ONLY under these circumstances EXACTLY as described, looks like I'm winning this due--
- protagonist: NOT SO FAST
- opponent: oh my FUCKING god
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daily reminder to use your muscles right
This is why I love Rick and Morty so much
(via ninestempest)
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really? You’re going to post something like this with no explanation like WHERE IS THE REST OF HIM???????????
(via asktentacletiki)
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a swell idea by me:
less minions, more sonic
Okay but consider this:
this is the worst thing ive ever seen
(via ninestempest)
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IM THE WORST ART TEACHER DONT WATCH THIS
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU ARE THE BEST ART TEACHER EVER OMFG THANK YOU
If all teachers taught their subjects the way just taught this, I would have been more interested in what they had to say and less in just doing the bare minimum to pass a test.
thets a fecking chyeld OH MY GORD
“G-oh, that’s porn.”
I fucking love this
THIS IS MAGIC HOW DO I EVEN THANK YOU I HAVEN’T BEEN ABLE TO DRAW A TODDLER THAT DOESN’T LOOK LIKE A TINY MIDDLE AGED MAN IN MY LIFE
(via jekyllskitchen-blog)
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The Dark Side Of Celebrity: Chris Pratt Won’t Star In A Movie Unless You Pay Him Money
Chris Pratt seems like a friendly guy on screen, but persistent rumors suggest that there’s a darker side to Hollywood’s favorite leading man.
According to numerous reports, the Jurassic World star insists on being paid for every movie he appears in, and allegedly won’t even show up to a set unless producers are willing to bribe him with cold, hard cash. If this is true, it seems that Pratt’s affable public persona is a lie.
He should be paid for every movie he stars in, you wanna know why? Because he’s an actor. That’s his job. You pay a lawyer for every case they work on, why wouldn’t you pay an actor for every movie he stars in ?
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WE
are the gemstones
We’ll always save the day
and steven
That’s why the human species of this planet
and steven
and steven
and
we can’t
Granite
Amsterdam
PearLion
(via oppa-homeless-style)
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Theoretically every single gem in existence could fuse if they all got into one massive conga line
This is the fusion.
(via oppa-homeless-style)
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To those of you with auto-playing music on your blogs