Alex's Stuff
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“deez nuts” is literally the purest form of humor. harmless, relatable, transcending boundaries
I think BOFA is better
bofa is alright, its kinda of an offshoot of deez nuts so i consider it secondary. the only recent joke i cant stand is the one with the two CDs
the one with two CDs?
2 SEE-DEEZ NUTS BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOT EM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(via ninestempest)
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“i’m sad and idk how to feel better”
“i don’t know what to draw”
“i always mess up”
“BUT I SUCK”
LISTEN TO BOB ROSS.
Bob Ross was paid $0 to make his series. He made a living giving lessons IRL and later selling his own line of paints and brushes.
I apologize for not reblogging him as much but everyone needs this on their dash daily. Seriously everyone needs this on their blog or wherever.
Do they rerun this anymore or no?They have Bob Ross on hulu now.
(via eikasianspire)
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Uh oh, you just died and now your family is planning what your tombstone will say. They decide to use your last outgoing text message… What’s your tombstone say?
Shit, my last THREE are absolute gold
“You are deeply loved”
“Pretty huge, actually. Like, genuine MELONS.”
“[aggressive obnoxious fart noises]”
“I’m leaving now.”
“Why would someone put that on a cake”
“He is”
(via lil-mizz-jay)
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I thought i would give you a little piece of me. Let your fantasis do the rest sluts.
u and your wild ass game of rock, paper, scissors need to calm down bruh
fantasis
i thought this was loss.jpg
(via unlucky-chan)
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Casting the buff “Greater Luck” on everyone who needs it today.
Man the undertale anime looks great
(via crackervolley)
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Oh. And I also did this Marie one for Fluffy. ‘Cause he’s cool and Marie’s cool.
(via kindahornyart)
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