what does a robot do after a one night stand?
he nuts and bolts
(via ninestempest)
(via sailorfucku)
(via sailorfucku)
God help me because I thought he was covered in jizz and had grass for hair for some reason
(via leadhoovesies)
my roommate can’t handle the Mario 64 0.5x A Presses video
its the same guy and the exact same face im laffin
(via oppa-homeless-style)
GF: Babe, come over
Me: Can’t, I’m increasing my de facto speed to sync with my actual speed
GF: My parents aren’t home
Me:
(via little-lark)
Sometimes posts don’t like to load images for me, making the post below it the true reaction.