Alex's Stuff

phoneus:
“ abstractbody:
“ gibbon skeleton
”
hey gibbon - okay, I’m gonna ask you to do this, but please don’t get violently euphoric this time - I can’t reach this box. could you… [ sigh] extend your arms to get it for me?
[bones creaking painfully,...

abstractbody:
gibbon skeleton
hey gibbon - okay, I’m gonna ask you to do this, but please don’t get violently euphoric this time - I can’t reach this box. could you… [ sigh] extend your arms to get it for me?
[bones creaking painfully, gibbon screeching in pleasure and pain] YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

(via oppa-homeless-style)

Source: pleasefuckofffffff

At the Mall

Nozomi Toujou: Excuse me? I lost my friend Nico. Can I make an announcement.
Store Clerk: Of course.
Nozomi Toujou: *leans into the mic*
Nozomi Toujou: Goodbye you little shit

Source: incorrectllsifquotes

bandlebro:

Tried drawing some Twitch. I’ll need more practice, but I had fun drawing that wacky plague rat.

Source: bandlebro

wuerflein:

babylonian:
servbot42:
duke3dmaps:
puflwiz:
Who remembers the best trailer ever made.
We don’t talk about this, EVER.
No, no we need to talk about this.
“hey doug we need you to turn around a trailer for the new duke nukem thing, it’s gonna be about 4 minutes long”
“oh nice! how much gameplay footage do i have to work with? 30 minutes? an hour?”
“0 minutes. you’ve got 0 minutes of footage. good luck doug”
Of the trilogy, two were cancelled, and only the DS version of the third shipped.
It was terrible.