The Deadpool effect
this movie is going to be a fucking catastrophe
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30+ years of adventures, mishaps, and shenanigans and I’m pretty sure this is the first time I’ve seen Mario and Luigi do anything plumbing related.
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Has anyone drawn any fanart where Judy and Nick wear matching shirts:
“If lost return to Judy.”
“I’m Judy.”I really love that one.
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A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means that a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB.
Now that’s a lot of information to swallow
how do I delete other people’s posts
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I have long said that in order for any comedy to truly succeed as a story, there has to be meat beneath the jokes. There has to be that moment when it is not funny any more.
This. This is that moment.
#honestly even though this is one of the best scripts there ever has been #that is the greatest line #it’s /groundbreaking/ in terms of how it frames vengeance quests; temptation beats; inigo as a comedic figure throughout the movie #you know because this is a happy book (film) that inigo will get his revenge #but will he get JUSTICE #will he get ABSOLUTION #will he get CATHARSIS #those are the things we don’t know #and that line sells it more than any of the previous scene (x)
also:
I’m not crying, you are.
Dammit Tumblr….
*gross sobbing*
His name is Inigo Montoya. He avenged his father. Prepare to cry.
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I’m the guy in the silver car in the background who’s late for work because this goddamn chicken is fighting a chandelier
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