too pure. too good for this world.
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I can’t believe Amy’s Baking Company is a fucking gym.
Grandma Ana got to babysit D.va. Poor lady..
She should probably read up on boost/sleep serum storage safety. Maybe she could if D.Va would be quiet for a moment.
I had to break this into pieces because tumblr resizes it >:I
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Fantasy phone sex by Internet Shaquille
[p1 (shirtless): then I take off your panties
p2 (with bangs): ah, roll for dexterity.
p1: *rolls dice offscreen* critical miss
p2: you put two pairs of pants on me]
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Why they make this cow so damn thicc? Like damn. Make me wanna suck the lactose free milk straight out her four cow tiddies
This was a mistake
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