Alex's Stuff

samandriel:

samandriel:

samandriel:

my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

the same rooster - god guys he’s so cute - he always lets hens eat treats first and won’t have any treats until they’ve had as much as they want, unless it’s a blueberry. shit, blueberries are like serious fucking business for Pharaoh. he’s a gentleman until the damn blueberries come out and then he don’t play no fuckin games

in case you were wondering this is him

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reisartjunk:

supahbeefcakes:

surfingthewavesoffeminism:

furafuraru:

plush-girl:

noot-scoot:

keonusss:

mustangsgloves:

i-am-armin-arlert:

chibiwriter:

canaryko:

jaydenlepotato5593:

sugaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

rollingyuu:

island-of-fireflies:

dragonlov123:

papalogia:

xternel:

neato-ft:

xjuviaisbae:

iwasthinkingofanimeagain:

moyashies:

mental-insanime:

ella78749667:

yanderechild:

speedo-asses:

rei-chanmorelikegay-chan:

korracrat:

doodlewizardsenpai:

diabolikwigglytuff:

ivoryyice:

mental-insanime:

erens-bushy-eyebrows:

mysenpaiishotterthanyours:

mental-insanime:

I’ll start:

“What…does it mean to be human?”

I will protect my friends no matter what!

*villain gets beaten*

IMPOSSIBLE

*dramatic shot of eyes widened and pupils getting smaller

“Both my parents passed away when I younger, so I live here by myself.”

is this love

DON’T UNDERESTIMATE ME

*screams at impossible ranges for impossible amounts of time*

Humans… Are strange creatures

*loud breathing*

bbbbaka

I’ll get stronger…to protect everyone!

HE IS MY MOST PRECIOUS PERSON

What is this feeling in my chest?

Why won’t senpai notice me?

This can’t… be!

“They sacrificed themselves…for me…why?” *hand covers half of their face while they sob*

*evil laugh* This isn’t even my final form 

“Let’s make a promise!”

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-” 

“y-you can do this ____” 

*protaganist turns a corner while talking to a friend and then falls on top of a female who will later become important to the series*

*badass anime lead with a voice deeper than the flames of hell* tch.

“I don’t need you… I can take care of myself.”

“MY FRIENDS ARE MY POWER”

“Class, we have a new student with us starting today.”

*character stands up, bloodied up and bruised, and it perfectly fine after being thrown against walls and blasted with various objects*

I can’t lose you too

“with you by my side, I cant possibly lose!!”

“But..but even then…!”

*anime villain chuckle*
*close shot of their eyes as they look up menacingly*
“You underestimate the strength of my powers!”

*protagonist best friend’s/love interest/mentor voice* “If you kill [villain], what difference are you from them?”

“i-it’s not like I like you or anything! b-baka!”

“th-that’s..!”

“It can’t be helped…”

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therealfeedback:

keenblade9:

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thetenk:

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Final Form: 

Who are the people who buy this stuff? Is there a place out there where people dress this way? Someone has to fund the creation of these clothes and these shows… Who is the culprit!?

No, seriously, everything about it looks calculated to be tacky. The massive shoulderpads make him look like he’s walking with a swaggering hunch, and the hat is the kind you’d wear in a snowball fight. Ducks and bobby pins? What kind of design is that? And having the pants cut right over the socks calls to mind stereotypical images of an old-timey schoolboy. And that last one looks like Pyramid Head’s less-successful younger brother.

They’re like non sequiturs. “Midriff-baring sweater shirt.” “Swimming cap with Walmart fabric pattern tuxedo.” “A collar so high you can scratch your ears on it.”

In what situation would it ever be appropriate to wear any of these outfits? When would it ever be fashionable or stylish? I’m half-convinced clothing like this is made only to be worn at fashion shows.

Background Bonus Round

If he had any more metal studs on that jacket he could fight a bear. 

The ever popular “one leg bared below the knee” look, classic Tidus.

I see the parachute shirt has finally come into vogue.

Who are the people who buy this stuff? Is there a place out there where people dress this way? Someone has to fund the creation of these clothes and these shows… Who is the culprit!?

I don’t know who all of them are, but I do know that Steve Vai is probably one of them.

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