Alex's Stuff
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Every time someone mentions cursed images, this is the first thing I think of
wHAtAT
(via unlucky-chan)
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(via takashi0)
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why obama look like Yami Yugi returning to the spirit world after his final duel
I knew Obama always wanted us to believe in the heart of the cards
(via ninestempest)
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you meet me and im wearing this
and these
and this
i invite you over to my house and it’s decorated with this
and this
i open this
and take out my laptop
and offer you a drink
soon i bring you to the bedroom
you nervously ask me to change the sheets, so i do
i seductively unzip my jacket to reveal this
and i ask you to slip into this
and after you run, i sigh dejectedly and put on this to soak up my tears while i drift into a sad, fitful sleep
(via i-had-to-padoru-it-to-em)
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tfw ur trying to write plot but ur brain only provides you with out-of-sequence snippets built on vague ideas and an endless number of potential outcomes that develop and branch out unnaturally over an unspecified timespan
I felt this.
(via takashi0)
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Rick and Morty, from someone who's never seen it
- Rick: w-we uh, morty ya gott--morty ya gotta fuck a car morty, morty oh my god morty morty morty
- Morty: aww GEEEEEeeeeeEEEeeeEEEeEEEEEeeeez rick
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(via noinkplease)