Alex's Stuff
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me: [sees a cat]
me: okay time for me to bother this animal
(via i-had-to-padoru-it-to-em)
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When Death comes to take a soul, he has the ability to see inside the person’s mind - hopes, dreams, memories. You are on your deathbed and you close your eyes for what you think is the last time. You awake to find Death telling you he is here to help accomplish your final dream…
(via takashi0)
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drst:
Man of the moment Keanu Reeves has shown his generosity by giving away £50 million of his earnings from the Matrix sequels. The 38-year-old decided to hand over the money to the unsung heroes of the sci-fi blockbusters - the costume and special effects teams.
*fistbump*
Confirmed. He’s also dumped millions into cancer research. I really do love Keanu Reeves a lot.
Keanu Reeves is like the nicest person. He still lives in an apartment/flat and he gives most of his money away to charities and people who need it. He even invites some paparazzi people to sit down and eat with him when he’s at a coffee shop or restaurant. He’s such a nice person.
When I was working on the UWS, one of my delivery guys accidentally backed his scooter into a parked car in front of the restaurant. I went out to help, since the driver didn’t speak much English, and it turned out the car belonged to Keanu Reeves. He helped us pick the scooter up, and when I asked if we could exchange insurance information (because the front of the car was pretty banged up), he kept telling us not to worry about it and put his hand on the driver’s shoulder and said “I just want to make sure you’re okay, man. Are you okay?” And he was so sincere about it and so kind that I decided in that moment I would always defend Keanu Reeves at all costs. He is an excellent man.
I need to be more like Keanu Reeves because I’m evil compared to him.
“Next few centuries”
Keanu dropping hints that he is an immortal.
I love him.
(via sunnysundown)
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I love the sound of the innocent laughing.
😂😂
This is what I imagine having children is like
is that a property brother
It was
(via unlucky-chan)
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Yordle girls. They should add an evil girl yordle. For reasons. Bandlebro unfortunately will always be the best at drawing the girls, though.
I was going to draw a reaction to that statement but I couldn’t accurately depict my happiness. I don’t think I can with all good conscience accept that compliment, but I’m honored as hell to hear that from you! Love your stuff a lot, Plague.
Also these are all super adorable and I want to smooch all of them.
(via bandlebroblog)
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i did that adult thing you can do where you buy an entire cake and just eat it
i am eating an entire cake
update: there is more cake than i imagined.
i see now why my parents didn’t let me do this
never do this again
The trick to buying an entire cake and eating it is you don’t eat it all at once.
But, and this is crucial, not because someone else is controlling your portions. Because it’s your cake. Because you don’t have to worry that if you don’t finish it now, somebody will take the rest away. Because you can eat as much cake as you feel like eating and then stop, and the remaining cake will still be there when you want some more. Which may be in an hour or may be in a couple of days.
Own your cake. Cake responsibly.
(via leadhoovesies)
