Alex's Stuff

pansydivision:

Gordon Ramsay sits across a filthy table from a sweaty, aging man. the restaurant is cavernous, yet only six tables can be seen, each in various states of disarray. there are two customers: one is sending back her food and the other is dead at the bar. Rats crawl in and out of his pockets and open mouth.

sweaty, aging man: never in my 47 years here have i ever gotten a complaint

Gordon Ramsay: you’re a weak, Small Man. your food is frozen, the beef is raw. Fuck You

young employee:

(via i-had-to-padoru-it-to-em)

dean-dingus:

Overwatch Fashion: Coordinated, professionally designed outfits that are based around a certain theme.

TF2 Fashion:

(via takashi0)

b-noons:

revscarecrow:

medakakurokami:

imprisoned for 2D penguin crimes

For those of you out of the loop there is an anime called Kemeko Friends. I haven’t watched it but the general premise is to teach kids about african wildlife. A lot of the proceeds for the show go to helping zoos and wildlife conservation. For this one particular tie in they put the characters in pens with the animals to drum up support for the zoo.

For some reason this penguin “Grape-kun” fell in love with the penguin mascot from the show “Hululu”. It was making courting gestures and praising it as if were an actual mate.

This would be cute if Grape-kun didn’t stop eating to worship his waifu every second of the day going as far as to neglect the rest of his flock to be near her. Hence why the weeb penguin was taken away from his waifu.

Control yourself

@unlucky-chan

(via leadhoovesies)