Alex's Stuff

adurot:

darkslayer0092:

What else you got?

~marvelouspics.

They led with Nipples way too early, everything else was downhill after that.

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ninestempest:

thespectacularspider-girl:

rabbittiddy:

foxyfandoms:

theliterarywolf:

foxyfandoms:

catsi:

salt & vinegar chips are snacks for fucking masochists. literally the entire flavour of the goddamn chip is “acetic acid, which will hurt your tongue, and then just salt on top of that to hurt it worse”. it’s brutal. this chip is designed to hurt you

One of my friends with a “I’ll try and eat anything once’ mentality had the jewels to try them and described them as being so completely ineditable it was like trying to eat a handful of pure salt.

Both your friend and the OP are weak. Salt and Vinegar is one of the better flavours a chip can be

Now, you know what snack is for masochists? Anything that combines mint and chocolate.

I will throw down for both.

Sea Salt and Malt Vinegar are my favorite.

salt and vinegar is OP

These will burn your tongue right out of your mouth but they are incredible.

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takashi0:

cdpdoodler:

ARIES:

TAVROS:

GEMINI:

CANCER:

LEO:

VIRGO:

LIBRA:

SCORPIO:

SAGITTARIUS:

CAPRICORN:

AQUARIUS:

PIEXES:

>Tavros
>Piexies

pakistaniheaux:

heart: randomly starts beating faster
me: what is it what do you see

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koishi-komeij-takes-a-vacation:

koishi-komeij-takes-a-vacation:

How “exactly” do you Close your Third Eye, I hear you ask? Simple! You just :̐̍̂̐̄ͥ̊҉̨̧̧̢̛̛̬͇͇̱̪̭͍̱̹̜̖̗͉̟̤͍̟̻̘̼̭̖͍͍̠͓͚͇̗̫̤̰̩̱͉̺̝̤̥͇̤̼͙̫͖̠̣̳͓̥̱͔͓͎̠̭͖̲̝̰̝͖̱̩̝̼͓̦̜̻̯̭̦̮̪̝̼̼̥͉̮̭͇̋̓͋̉ͫͥͮ̒ͭͫͩͤ̏ͭ̐̈́̿̂ͫͥͯͤ̋ͧ̍̓̓̐̅͊̏ͦ̓̏ͥͪ͛͋ͫ͛̋ͤ͌̒̽͋ͣ̈́̆ͥͭ̒͆̊̆̽ͣ͑͊ͮ̔̽̈̆̈͋̽ͨ̌͒̂͋̀̌́̆̂ͬ̓́̂̑̚̚̕̚̕͞͡͡ͅͅͅ҉̴̷̷̢͈̺̲̭̺̟̘̘͎̠̝͙̣̦̤͎͚̜̘̬͈͈͙̟̭̗̹̱͚̬͈̥͙̭̪͎̘̣͎̖̳ͥͣ̀͗͌͆ͮͤ̈̒̈́̌̓ͣ́̑̐́ͫ͛̍̈͌͌ͥ̍̆̄͂̂͆̒̔̑̊͋ͧͦͭͧ̅̿̓͑ͦ̔̋̊ͥ͘̚̚͟ͅͅ)̰̯̥̜̦͙̞̥̝̖͚̝͍̺̺͖͈̙ͮ͌ͪͭ̈̇̒̇ͧ͊̿ͪ͒͌͛̐̋͘̚̕͜͡͝͏̵̵̢̧̨̣̲̺̞̻̻̖̜̭̟̰̖͔̦̹̜̻͕̱̣̻͇̹̞̜̼̬̲͎͍̝̺͍͇̦̫͔̳̜͙̞͍̭̙͇̺͚̗̝̣̯͇͕͚͔̪͇͓̫̱͕̰̠̣͚̗̱̣̰̳̜̙̦͔̰̳̟͍̙͈̐͂̔͊̉͂͐ͣ̇̾̔̃̎ͮ̐ͨ̐̒̽͛ͥ̇ͬ̅̉ͫͪͭͯͯ̋̏́͐̆̽̆̿ͩ̓̈́̈́̑̽̀̈́̑̃ͩͧ͗͗͛̇̋̐͒ͯͪͪͦ̈̅̓͘̚͢͡ͅͅͅ ̨̛̹̜͙̳̻̽̎ͧ́̓̾͗̌͒̑̎͑ͭ͐ͫ̑̀͢͏̷̨̪̣͚̜̫̝͔͉̟͇̣̾ͣ̎͆̓̉̈́ͅ:̛̰̩̫̳͈̹͖̝̏̾̉̄̆͊̕҉̴̹̗̜̹̜̭̝͉̞̮̱͍̞̗̫̞̀̈̄ͪ͂̐̿ͪ̾ͧ͑̉͌̽̃ͦ͐́ͯ̋̆ͣͬ̿͋ͩ̓ͯͫ͢͢͡)̶̵̵̡̬̫͙͈̩̗̰͇̪̹͔̼̞͍͔̞̳̞͖̫̰̯̯̹͎̹͙͖̞̗̜̞̫̘̱͎̗̗͎͇̫̰̪͕̹̹̝̰̠̘͓̳̘̻͔̣̖͔͕͎͈͐̑̔͗͊̊̊̿̋͋ͪ̿ͣͩͯ̉ͥ͋̓̎ͨ̂̂ͧ̉̐ͯͮͧͣͧͥ̾ͩͮ͛ͥ͒͗͐͑ͮ̊ͮͧ̅̃̂ͨ̋ͪ̃͒ͦͥ̅̐͐̋͑͛ͣ̉̆ͦ̅͌̀̈͊ͦ̆̏́ͬͣ͑͆̀͐͊̐̾͋͘͢͟͞͝ͅ҉̢̣͚͎̤̘̣̮͖̤͔̙͉̗̟͈͔̝̫͓͇̦̰͎̻̲̠͎ͬ̌̏ͯ̾̊ͫͪ́̊ͩ͛͋ͫͨ͋̀ͪͥ̈́ͮ̄ͧ͘͝͞ ̴̩̥̹̜͖͙͈̪̭̱̪͔̠̲̦̜̦͍̗̫̳̬̪̉̃ͮ͗̑ͦͥ̉̋ͬ͗̌ͧ͌ͩ̈́ͬͭ͛̑̊̂̇͑͌ͤ͒̑ͮ͒ͯͯ͊͂̕̚̚͝͠:ͯ̋͂͆ͮ̓ͮ͒̒́͒ͪ͠͏̵̷̵̛̣̹̙̦̥̰̬̻̹̥̞̞͍̬̳̜̳̱͔͎̭̲̟͕͕̊ͪ̎ͭ̿̅ͪ͗ͮ̿̒͑͊ͮ͋ͦ́͑̑ͪ̑͂̄ͮͭ̓͒͆̄͢͜͢͟͠͝͝ͅ͏̸̵̷̛̛͚̪̱̖̝͚̜̜̜͇̹̜͚͇̺̦͖̺͖̟̮̯͖̠̫͔̦̞͚̮͇̪̘̼̳̹̞̹̘̫̻̣̥̯̺̊͛̋̾͗ͩ̊̌͋̽̓̋̍̋̋̓ͧͧͧ͛͆ͫ̋͂͆̓ͨ͛̒̓ͨ̉̅̏ͨ̔̇͆ͪͥͬͬ̔͋̈̽͑́ͣ̒̃͘͠͏̴̴̷̢̢̨̛̭̜͍̰̝̠͍͚̮̲͎̳̗̫̱̙̺̫͎͇̺̞̬̘̯̺̰̯̫͉͔̗̥̦͍̰̳̦͈̯̮̺̘̫̼̻̫͍̺͓͎͙̔͑̃̿́͌̽̒̃͋ͥ͐ͭ͐̑̓̍͊̾̂ͥ̑ͮ͌̋̊̌́̄͜͟͠͝͞ͅͅ͏̵̵̫̲̻)̶̍̌ͩ̑̿͒͏̵̸̧̥̝͙̗͇̰̘̠͙͓͙̼̥̠̮̾̾͌͌ͦ̒͂͐ͭ̽ͦͥ̄́̋̓ͮ͐ͬ̒̚͜͜͡ ̞̫̜ͥ͐̊:̴̢̣̬̹̯̗̮̣̥̱̥̭̖̪̖̳͇͔̜̤̯͓͔̝̻̗͍̜͕̱̰͔̔̈́ͫ̈̔ͭ̉̒̂͊̈͛͂ͮ̀͂ͨͤͥ̔̌̍̀̓̋͊̏͐ͮ̈̾ͫ̆͐̉ͣͨ̉͐̍̏̾̒̾́ͅ͏҉̸̶̢̛̭͚̜̜͚͈͇̬͕̦̱̮̝͍̣̩̩͎͖̩͔̥̝͉̱̝̮͇̗͕̜ͪ͒͂͂ͮ̈́̒͌̀͒ͦ͆͌͗͗͆͐̐̒ͩ͆̎ͣͥ̿̑̆ͯ̍ͩ̿̍̿͗ͧ͑̌ͦͣ̉̂̔͑̓ͪ̉̈̚̚͘̕͘͢͜͜͟͠͝͝͝͞l̷̨͎̜̜̪͉̼̻̮̖̩͎̣̤̬̗̱̖͎̆͌̆̎̅̐̉̓̂͂̔ͨ̐̉ͨ̽̈̐̔̀ͮ͡ ̠͇͐̒$̗̥̤͔̼ͨ̽̒ͧ̄ͮͮ̈́̌ͪ̆ͦ̀̆͂ͣ͆ͪ$͂̌ͩ̄ͬͨ̉̀҉̜͚͔̦̦̦̥͚̹̪̣̰̟͚́:)

Of course! You “just” :̐̍̂̐̄ͥ̊҉̨̧̧̢̛̛̬͇͇̱̪̭͍̱̹̜̖̗͉̟̤͍̟̻̘̼̭̖͍͍̠͓͚͇̗̫̤̰̩̱͉̺̝̤̥͇̤̼͙̫͖̠̣̳͓̥̱͔͓͎̠̭͖̲̝̰̝͖̱̩̝̼͓̦̜̻̯̭̦̮̪̝̼̼̥͉̮̭͇̋̓͋̉ͫͥͮ̒ͭͫͩͤ̏ͭ̐̈́̿̂ͫͥͯͤ̋ͧ̍̓̓̐̅͊̏ͦ̓̏ͥͪ͛͋ͫ͛̋ͤ͌̒̽͋ͣ̈́̆ͥͭ̒͆̊̆̽ͣ͑͊ͮ̔̽̈̆̈͋̽ͨ̌͒̂͋̀̌́̆̂ͬ̓́̂̑̚̚̕̚̕͞͡͡ͅͅͅ҉̴̷̷̢͈̺̲̭̺̟̘̘͎̠̝͙̣̦̤͎͚̜̘̬͈͈͙̟̭̗̹̱͚̬͈̥͙̭̪͎̘̣͎̖̳ͥͣ̀͗͌͆ͮͤ̈̒̈́̌̓ͣ́̑̐́ͫ͛̍̈͌͌ͥ̍̆̄͂̂͆̒̔̑̊͋ͧͦͭͧ̅̿̓͑ͦ̔̋̊ͥ͘̚̚͟ͅͅ)̰̯̥̜̦͙̞̥̝̖͚̝͍̺̺͖͈̙ͮ͌ͪͭ̈̇̒̇ͧ͊̿ͪ͒͌͛̐̋͘̚̕͜͡͝͏̵̵̢̧̨̣̲̺̞̻̻̖̜̭̟̰̖͔̦̹̜̻͕̱̣̻͇̹̞̜̼̬̲͎͍̝̺͍͇̦̫͔̳̜͙̞͍̭̙͇̺͚̗̝̣̯͇͕͚͔̪͇͓̫̱͕̰̠̣͚̗̱̣̰̳̜̙̦͔̰̳̟͍̙͈̐͂̔͊̉͂͐ͣ̇̾̔̃̎ͮ̐ͨ̐̒̽͛ͥ̇ͬ̅̉ͫͪͭͯͯ̋̏́͐̆̽̆̿ͩ̓̈́̈́̑̽̀̈́̑̃ͩͧ͗͗͛̇̋̐͒ͯͪͪͦ̈̅̓͘̚͢͡ͅͅͅ ̨̛̹̜͙̳̻̽̎ͧ́̓̾͗̌͒̑̎͑ͭ͐ͫ̑̀͢͏̷̨̪̣͚̜̫̝͔͉̟͇̣̾ͣ̎͆̓̉̈́ͅ:̛̰̩̫̳͈̹͖̝̏̾̉̄̆͊̕҉̴̹̗̜̹̜̭̝͉̞̮̱͍̞̗̫̞̀̈̄ͪ͂̐̿ͪ̾ͧ͑̉͌̽̃ͦ͐́ͯ̋̆ͣͬ̿͋ͩ̓ͯͫ͢͢͡)̶̵̵̡̬̫͙͈̩̗̰͇̪̹͔̼̞͍͔̞̳̞͖̫̰̯̯̹͎̹͙͖̞̗̜̞̫̘̱͎̗̗͎͇̫̰̪͕̹̹̝̰̠̘͓̳̘̻͔̣̖͔͕͎͈͐̑̔͗͊̊̊̿̋͋ͪ̿ͣͩͯ̉ͥ͋̓̎ͨ̂̂ͧ̉̐ͯͮͧͣͧͥ̾ͩͮ͛ͥ͒͗͐͑ͮ̊ͮͧ̅̃̂ͨ̋ͪ̃͒ͦͥ̅̐͐̋͑͛ͣ̉̆ͦ̅͌̀̈͊ͦ̆̏́ͬͣ͑͆̀͐͊̐̾͋͘͢͟͞͝ͅ҉̢̣͚͎̤̘̣̮͖̤͔̙͉̗̟͈͔̝̫͓͇̦̰͎̻̲̠͎ͬ̌̏ͯ̾̊ͫͪ́̊ͩ͛͋ͫͨ͋̀ͪͥ̈́ͮ̄ͧ͘͝͞ ̴̩̥̹̜͖͙͈̪̭̱̪͔̠̲̦̜̦͍̗̫̳̬̪̉̃ͮ͗̑ͦͥ̉̋ͬ͗̌ͧ͌ͩ̈́ͬͭ͛̑̊̂̇͑͌ͤ͒̑ͮ͒ͯͯ͊͂̕̚̚͝͠:ͯ̋͂͆ͮ̓ͮ͒̒́͒ͪ͠͏̵̷̵̛̣̹̙̦̥̰̬̻̹̥̞̞͍̬̳̜̳̱͔͎̭̲̟͕͕̊ͪ̎ͭ̿̅ͪ͗ͮ̿̒͑͊ͮ͋ͦ́͑̑ͪ̑͂̄ͮͭ̓͒͆̄͢͜͢͟͠͝͝ͅ͏̸̵̷̛̛͚̪̱̖̝͚̜̜̜͇̹̜͚͇̺̦͖̺͖̟̮̯͖̠̫͔̦̞͚̮͇̪̘̼̳̹̞̹̘̫̻̣̥̯̺̊͛̋̾͗ͩ̊̌͋̽̓̋̍̋̋̓ͧͧͧ͛͆ͫ̋͂͆̓ͨ͛̒̓ͨ̉̅̏ͨ̔̇͆ͪͥͬͬ̔͋̈̽͑́ͣ̒̃͘͠͏̴̴̷̢̢̨̛̭̜͍̰̝̠͍͚̮̲͎̳̗̫̱̙̺̫͎͇̺̞̬̘̯̺̰̯̫͉͔̗̥̦͍̰̳̦͈̯̮̺̘̫̼̻̫͍̺͓͎͙̔͑̃̿́͌̽̒̃͋ͥ͐ͭ͐̑̓̍͊̾̂ͥ̑ͮ͌̋̊̌́̄͜͟͠͝͞ͅͅ͏̵̵̫̲̻)̶̍̌ͩ̑̿͒͏̵̸̧̥̝͙̗͇̰̘̠͙͓͙̼̥̠̮̾̾͌͌ͦ̒͂͐ͭ̽ͦͥ̄́̋̓ͮ͐ͬ̒̚͜͜͡ ̞̫̜ͥ͐̊:̴̢̣̬̹̯̗̮̣̥̱̥̭̖̪̖̳͇͔̜̤̯͓͔̝̻̗͍̜͕̱̰͔̔̈́ͫ̈̔ͭ̉̒̂͊̈͛͂ͮ̀͂ͨͤͥ̔̌̍̀̓̋͊̏͐ͮ̈̾ͫ̆͐̉ͣͨ̉͐̍̏̾̒̾́ͅ͏҉̸̶̢̛̭͚̜̜͚͈͇̬͕̦̱̮̝͍̣̩̩͎͖̩͔̥̝͉̱̝̮͇̗͕̜ͪ͒͂͂ͮ̈́̒͌̀͒ͦ͆͌͗͗͆͐̐̒ͩ͆̎ͣͥ̿̑̆ͯ̍ͩ̿̍̿͗ͧ͑̌ͦͣ̉̂̔͑̓ͪ̉̈̚̚͘̕͘͢͜͜͟͠͝͝͝͞)͂͏̡͓͉̠̦̬̥̼͍͇̭̲̘̦͙̳̜̝̜̝̜͎̫̠̅ͣ̃̂̍ͫ͌̆͊ͥ̋̐ͤ͂ͤ͑ͧ̎̂̊̇̓̒̍͊̉̈́ͧ͐ͬ̒́͊ͣ͐ͦ̏̏̇̂̚͢ͅ҉̶̷̴̷̢̧̨̛̛̦̗̟̱͚̻̺̗͇͎̞̩̣̠̙̥͖̥̰̝̩̳̗̳̫̙̤̞̺̭͔̱͍̼̲͂̂̏̽́ͥ͆̈̄̐̅ͪ͆ͬͦͤ̂ͭ̋ͨ́͐ͥͪ͆̇̏ͫ̾ͥ̌ͨͬ̅ͮ̌͋ͨ̍̚͜͝ͅ ̶̴̷̷̢̡̨̢̨̝͎͎̫̱̭̫̙̘̳̤̩̦̘̻̥͎̦͙̲̻̘̤̩̳̮̬̙͙̤͍̠̙̠̠̞͈͈̼͇͙̥̦̼͎̜̜̪͉̼̻̮̖̩͎̣̤̬̗̱̖͎̠͇̗̥̤͔̼ͮ͛͊̄̍̅̀̋͆̊̆ͨ͂ͯ͑̈́̑ͬ͂̐́̆͌̆̎̅̐̉̓̂͂̔ͨ̐̉ͨ̽̈̐̔̀ͮ͐̒ͨ̽̒ͧ̄ͮͮ̈́̌ͪ̆ͦ̀̆͂ͣ͆ͪ͂̌ͩ̄ͬͨ̉̀͘͜͟͠͡͝͞͡ͅ҉̜͚͔̦̦̦̥͚̹̪̣̰̟͚́

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