Alex's Stuff
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(via i-had-to-padoru-it-to-em)
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you found him and he is proud of you
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TURN ON THE SOUND.
this one wins
(via i-had-to-padoru-it-to-em)
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(via lordcommanderspankle)
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This dog sucks at fetch
“WHO FUCKING THREW THIS.”
(via i-had-to-padoru-it-to-em)
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People seem to have forgotten McCree started out as a Diglett rancher
Deadlock
dood. show me your diglett
(via boiler3)
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I hate that the Dairy Queen cashiers have to flip your blizzard upside down before giving it to you. I hate it. I know it’s most likely going to stay in it’s cup and I know I get a free one if it doesn’t, but the cocktail of a potential disaster and the cashier apologizing to what is most definitely a horrified me, having to sit in a drive-thru while someone behind me just bore witness to my fucking salted caramel blondie blizzard splattering on the asphalt, melting away while they mix me another one and i pray to god that they don’t flip it upside down again, is just a stress that I find entirely unnecessary. I trust it’s thick, just give me your word and i’ll be on my merry way.
I just imagined how it would feel to have them flip your second blizzard and have it spill too and I felt my shoulders physically tense
(via hachikosyndrome)
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You would not believe your flies
if ten million fire eyes
lit up the world as I feel asleels.Cuz they’d fill they fill the open eyes
and leave sockhops everywhere
you’d think me rude but I would just stand anddance.
I’d like to make myself a fly.
Planet eeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarth
Sloooooooooowlyyyylle.It’s hard to say that I’d rather
Seal the deal when I’m a 𝕤𝕟𝕒𝕚𝕝.
Cuz everything is never as it
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmees.Cuz I get a thousand bugs
from ten thousand lightning hugs
as they try to teach me
how to fuck.a fox trot above my hugs
a sockhop beneath my 𝖇𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖘
the disco bug is just hanging by a thread
(via coconutmilkyway)
