A woodpecker hitched a ride on the side of this man’s car during a rainy day in Chicago.
Cute but I woulda lost it 😂
Lmfaooooo the way the bird closed its eyes when he said “you’re beautiful” had me weak.
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This is the Curse of Andrew Hussie.
Reblog in the next 4 days and 13 hours and receive a copy of Sburb for you and your friends. Fail to do so, and Andrew Hussie will torment you for the rest of your days.
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i wanna know who spent a once-in-a-lifetime event to take this horrifying aesthetically-pleasing picture
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i was watching bob’s burgers the other day and the thought of this wouldn’t stop haunting me so i brought it into existence so you all have to hear it too
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friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:
the fun part is trying to figure out what everyone in the notes’ real names are
Ennry
Aejms
wtf…I feel like it’s the same pronunciation if you soften the “j”
Aelnre…somebody pronounce this shit
Chimt LMAO
Addiv
I like it
Aanor
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screen cap redraw because I miss her!
feel free to request more caps if u want
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If you’re like sleep spooning a centaur and they roll over in bed do you just die
sleep on her back, then you’ll just roll off if she shifts
i dont follow
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okay but what if you had a special bed instead
nothing says commitment like buying a new mattress
Centaur Comfort Mattress™: The Horse Hole Keeps Your Bones Safe
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