so i was watching the new ancient magus bride episodes and i saw this lil cutie:
it’ls like an axolotl the size of a fat cat!! so delightful!!
LOOK AT THAT FACE N THE LIL FINGERS AND TOES
a good magical lizard
just ur local mega axolotl eating magic sparkles
THEY’RE SO CUTE I’M GONNA SCREAM
a Good™
ur local friend n buddy
IM WEEPING LOOK AT THIS ADORABLE THING
BEST PART OF THE EPISODE
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so tired of all this horse negativity on tumblr
horses are valid
Valid to eat fingers
Theres so much chaotic energy here im fucking terrified
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kugo:
0rdi:
International Man of Food
You all get to suffer on mobile like I just did.
(via sunnysundown, foodguy-blog)
puzzle: H E _ _ O
category: greeting
contestant: spins
wheel: $5000
contestant: L!
pat: no L
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I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie
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i dont know what red robin is but i think it might be a death cult
Burger heaven awaits
BURGER! HEAVEN! NOW!
(via takashi0)
McDonald’s - “World is invited” [2506 x 3532]
Source: https://openpics.aerobatic.io/
can’t wait for the new McICBM pictured above
McDonald’s deploys the Thermonuclear Mac from locations around the globe, utterly annihilating the Czech Republic.
Status: McDEFCON 2
We’re McDone for, totally McFucked
McMutually Assured Destruction
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