Alex's Stuff

arianagrandgay:

thundertwig:

deetecks:

lmaonade:

radio hosts be like “you’re listening to BBHS673387.BDJJDKSKSKKSKIPFPFKFJDNFNJ.8727388888.8.7.678393939HHDJSKFJJ.HDJH hope you have a safe drive home”

I can’t believe this video is only a minute long

it felt like I was listening to this guy for eons

we’re back WCRST SUCCOTASH e̗̫̫͇͇̠̹ͣ̽r̪͎̣̖r̰̠̰ ͂ͪ̔̀bë͕͕͔́̀̓͐̿͐r͇̖̤͕̙ͫ̀r͙̣̭̪ͯ̓ ̯̞̝̺̬̬̣mrͦͣͤͬr̥̦͎̟̹̱̓̒̈́̐̒r͕̪̭͎̙̱͒̓̓̎͊ͨr͌͆̐͌͋̓ in the morning the Christian Zoo Radio hootie-hoo featuring SUCCOTASH a͎̠̣͇̲͎̰̋͆n͓̣̟ͯͮ̑̂ͮd̠͚̲̺̝̖ͦ̏̅̾ͅ ̟̘̠t͉̘̰̪̦̙̂̂̋̇ͥh̞̥͕̺̳̯ͤ̅͂̂ͣ̓̐ë̲̟̬̠ͣ̽ͮͭͪ̚ ̭̦͙̳̜͛̓̂m̟̃̃ͬͪu̩ͦͫr̟͖̼̺̞̘̺ͮͦ̉̃͐̉r͉͖̳͇͒̑ͨ̈ͨ͛̚ͅͅr̠̿̌̎̍̃ inthemorning except the savior get into the glorious kingdom, of heaven. SUCCOTASH SUCCOTASH call us up win some cash we got christ we got faith we got traffic on the ones weather on the Wᴬ we got Popo the preacher gorilla the studio How you doin today Popo! kinda makin a splash in the preaching scene make a splash make a splash SUCCOTASH CALL US TO WIN SOME CASH! well its 5:55 let’s check in on the 5 w’s we got WHOWHATWHENWHEREWHYHow’s the weather this w

weather’s on the traffic traffic’s on the

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no time for SUCCOTASHSUCCOTASH WIN SOME CASH accept christ into your heart look down on us, from the glorious kingdom of heavennow popo i understand you’re starting your own 700 club seven’s a prime NUMBER you’re in the prime of your life life could change win a chunk of $change$ SUCCOTASHSUCCOTASH call us up WIN SOME CASH got a caller in line 7 areyouthere

yes! did i win some cash

OH so close! was the phrase that pays and we give praise bow your heads well thanks for comin in Popo! comin up we’ve got traffic on the ones it’s traffic every ONE second THERE’S TRAFFIC THERE’S TRAFFIC THERE’S TRAFFIC NO TRAFFIC THERE’S TRAFFIC sigalert RͦE̠̍͗̓̾̌̓̎EḘ̞̩̹̩̦̃̿ͩ̄̋ͫ͌EB̪̲̌̈́̆̿ͅẺ̙͖̙̯͍͇͈̋̾̈́̒̽̊TT̰̪͇̮̙̔TS͒̆͒͒̊

(via takashi0)

lokiofgallifrey:

ask-oncies-jizz:

mr-speedwagon:

ask-oncies-jizz:

got a really good idea for a d&d character i’ll never get to use

You can’t say that and not share your idea.

its a talking horse. you’d think this’d come with some kind of magical backstory about getting turned into one but turns out, they were just born that way. you find out their mother was a centaur, their fauther is a (horse-headed) minotaur, and they have a sister who’s a perfectly normal human

they’re a rogue/thief because nobody ever suspects a horse as the culprit

(via takashi0)

iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

my leopard gecko hasn’t eaten for over a week so i took him to the vet. vet said he’s extremely healthy and the reason he’s not eating is likely due to him entering breeding season early

i paid $97 to learn that my gecko won’t eat because he’s too fucking horny do anything

can you imagine someone handing you a burger and you being like “i can’t eat this i’m too fucking horny"

(via i-had-to-padoru-it-to-em)

chazberry:

softconnor:

mangohue:

@ all of u that hate mint ice cream: what happened

if you think i’m gonna eat frozen toothpaste you are Mistaken 

this forces me to believe that you’ve either never had mint ice cream or have never brushed your teeth

(via little-lark)

gay-bananamancer:

eggcup:

hmm? what’s that? oh, you don’t like my seeds? *evolves into a fruit that bears no seeds but is now a monoculture that is especially susceptible to pests and disease* how about that idiot 

Don’t vague post about bananas you scum

(via neophema)