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captainsnoop:

so evidently normal guns exist in star wars (called “slugthrowers” because of course) and they’re apparently super broken and extremely useful because they go right through shields designed to deflect energy weapons and if a jedi tries to deflect them with a lightsaber the bullet just melts and turns in to an equally lethal spray of molten metal 

imagine you’re the most badass sith in the universe and Some Dude With A Handgun challenges you and you’re just like “heh… primitive weapons… bring it on” and he shoots you and you suddenly get splattered with a shower of molten metal and you fucking Die 

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therainbowhero:

Tell us how you really feel

Her saying ‘ye’ makes it seem like she’s speaking with a Scottish accent and now I can’t get it out of my head

Ye ever wanty just wrap yersel aroun an Electrode nice and cosy and then just fucking tel it tae seldestruct and blow yersel up tae fuck

I feel like these lines were written by a real life vet @drferox

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conservativeleague:

Seasons Greetings

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dankestmemestealer:

Happy Birthday to my boy!🎉🎉🎉

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