Alex's Stuff

magnifigal:

“hey, you know what? We could use your painting of that Green Man for the living room”

me: “The… Green Man? You serious?”

“Yes! The Green Man! You know the one with the hat!”

me: “Yeah I know! I’m just surprised you would want THAT painting”

“We think it’s one of your best paintings you did, in our opinion”

me: “well.. ok yeah sure I’ll bring it over for christmas”

“haha, It’ll be a christmas gift!”

What Green Man are my parents referring to?

This one. THAT Green Man.

@tw6464 @madmans-workshop @fuukonomiko @takashi0

Okay you have to post the painting now.

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mountainmadewkabajablast:

doubletranquility:

tumblr is great its like a journal but with pvp

*teenager makes a post about some random thing they like*

“Dark spirit Rat_Piss_Guzzler69 has invaded!”

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tenaflyviper:

tenaflyviper:

tenaflyviper:

So, uh…  Let’s say hypothetically that SOMEBODY opened a door, and let a bigass Nazi motherfucker out into a maze, and then ran out of the maze.  If they sit and wait at the entrance, is he eventually going to find his way out, or should SOMEBODY just cut their losses, and finish with a pitiful 16% treasure percentage?

Okay so, apparently, the maze branches off like fucking veins, including into dead-ends, as well as MULTIPLE paths that lead right to Baron ThunderChunk von BitchTits.

I am upset.

After reverting to the save I made prior to discovering General Beefy Tits hiding in a closet, I finished the level with 96% kills (2% lost for each Hans), 63% secrets (I didn’t bother trying to find every dead-end), and 27% treasure.  Unless all the loot was in the Aardwolf room (which I somehow could not access, despite seeing a brief flash of where the door was supposed to be), then I have no idea where it is, because I inspect every viable surface in every room (which is how I found the maze in the first place).

Curiously, Hans will not attack you unless you attack him first.  I don’t know if this was just a glitch on my end, but he was totally okay with letting me inspect the walls in his little hidey holes while he turned to watch me wherever I was.

It’s obviously not on the same level as DOOM or DOOM II (being a predecessor to the franchise), but the game is still quite enjoyable.  I get to kill Nazis, the controls are familiar from my DOOM experience, and it has a lot of levels to explore, with many secrets to find.  It’s also fun to laugh at early instances of what are now common videogame mechanics, like how the Nazis keep leaving plates of delicious chicken on the floor everywhere. 

Wolf 3D is one of the games where you have to literally check every single wall in order to find all the secrets and treasures, so I don’t blame you for only getting 27%.

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overvatch:

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thatonequeerkid:

vandigo:

kimreesesdaughter:

nickionthemtittieswhenisignit:

nappyhurrdontcare:

kimreesesdaughter:

kimreesesdaughter:

On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face. 

THIS JOINT!!!!

BITCHHHHHHH. I got on this shit when I was 12. Wasn’t no bar, no protection, nothing in that shit. I didn’t realize until it was too late. You couldn’t pay me to ever get on this shit ever again in my life. We were in Landover, this shit almost smooth flipped my ass to Baltimore. No. Never again. 

12? I got on this bitch when I was 21 and had my head in my ex’s shoulder the ENTIRE time. Screaming like a bih too. Nope. Never again. I was praying to the gravity gods the entire time.

?????? All it does is swing back and forth???? I don’t understand the concern??????

centrifugal force keeps you in your seat.

Centrifugal force isn’t keeping me from crying tho

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