On the good side of the spectrum of non-humans, we have: Mads Mikkelsen, Viggo Mortensen, and many other Danes
In the centre is: Tommy Wiseau
On the bad side of the spectrum is: Mark Zuckerberg and Hillary Clinton
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discussing headcanons with friends like: “what if santa was a pillarman”
SANTA WAS A PILLARMAN
- He’s immortal
- He gets down chimneys by contorting himself like santana
- SANTAna
- what more evidence do you need
- He is actually buff
- He only comes out at night
- He also has presumably immortal minions and a chariot-like vehicle
“Hey, can you put on some Christmas music?”
“yeah sure mom”
i’m reblogging this post once and then i’m blocking it
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davidbowiespermanentlydilatedeye:
Tumblr’s love affair with comic sans and stars.
just adding a few to the collection
reblogging for reference.
adding some more
adds some
what the fuck
These speak to me on the highest spiritual level
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holiday sales: exist
my bank account knwoing full well what i’m gonna do once that direct deposit hits:
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when you tryna chill but your siblings love annoyin you
Favorite moment

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My parents are asleep quick reblog this post with skeletons saying bad words
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