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A perfect duet.
You will never escape this video as long as I am alive.
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i knew that this must happen often because they are primarily fish-eaters, but somehow this is the first i’ve seen it.
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i keep referring to anyone under 18 as the minecraft generation
i still get generation minecrafters sending me angry messages about this
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i’ve discovered that if you put @dril’s name on richard dawkins tweets they actually make more sense
OH MY GOD I THOUGHT THIS WAS REAL.
shit you got me too
Oh my god those weren’t actual @dril tweets???
holy shit
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Every Zero Escape Game:
Protag: Ow, my ass hurts-
Character: That reminds me of this story where this scientist hit his ass on the edge of a table, but didn’t feel it. Then, months later, he died of ass pain. They call it Temporal Ass Pain or TAP
Protag: I’d TAP that-
Character: Say we took two asses, and we both slapped them really hard, there’d be a 56.000079% chance that one of them won’t feel it. That pain didn’t just get absorbed by the ass tissue, it’s being transported to the future. They call people who don’t feel Ass pain until later…TAPers…I wonder…if they could transport ass pain to someone else-
Zero: Ive injected Ass Poison into all of your left buttcheeks. You have exactly 2 hours to solve my Ass Slap puzzle.
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So this is what sensory overload feels like
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lololololol what
So like… Are they getting hitched or nah?
“FIND OUT WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS BECAUSE WE ARE WATCHING THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF IT”
- my wife
Hey @vipery-07art I found your new favorite thing
I was finished watching the episode just a minute ago xD
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