aei-sb:

child-of-crows:

classpect-nation:

Okay hear me out

I was cleaning my room this morning and I came to a sudden epiphany.

Santa Claus is a fucking Bard of Time.

That’s right. This motherfucker:

Is one of these motherfuckers:

I mean, Santa has a lot of bard-like qualities. He’s always dormant throughout the entire year up until Christmas Eve. That’s when he just suddenly does his thing, going out to every house in one night and giving every kid their presents. This reminds me of when Gamzee became sobor and went batshit crazy. And after Karkat shooshed him, He just went around and did his own thing. Except, rather than going on a murder spree, Santa travels around the world delivering presents in one night. Also, about that; I think Santa invites the destruction of Time so that he can do that. Time folds and wrinkles around itself as Santa moves from house to house, allowing him to perform his feat all before sunrise. Timezones? Santa doesn’t give a shit about them. It’s like Time doesn’t apply to Santa on Christmas Eve. He breaks it for one night, and does it again the next year. It’s actually kind of badass in my opinion. Also, destroying Time could be how he’s seemingly immortal. Or, at most, he just slowed down his aging by a lot.

Also, this:

Happy Holidays!

Why this.

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falloutwv:

falloutwv:

please may i have some coochie

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potarafusions:

potarafusions:

they’re getting rid of custom themes????

y’all deadass?

It just keeps getting worse.

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sn0wbro:

chefpyro:

thecacklingcreep:

chefpyro:

Well guys… we’re fine… so long as nobody was horny on main

Question

No

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orteil42:

haha i’m glad we’re all gonna be together on this 100% safe-for-work website from now on haha feels so safe and clean already h-haha

lets-play-a-game-tumut:

pk-freezer-burnt:

lets-play-a-game-tumut:

WOAH!

just remembered i have my very own skeleton under all this flesh! :)

Not for long!

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lightsintheskye:

doubletranquility:

protagonist: So who’s with me?

*5 seconds of silence*

the stoic one: *looks up* im in

4 people one after the other: me to

*after everyone else has joined we see The Edgy One standing in the back*

*2 more seconds of silence*

The Edgy One: *chortles* we’re all gonna die… what the hell, im in

My favorite movie.

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