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Samuel Hayden: “You Moron. Buffoon. Nimrod. Mining Energy From The Christian Hell Is Necessary. You Unchained Gorilla, Rampaging At The Zoo. We Solved An Energy Crisis The World Had No Answer For. I Dare You To Name A Single Source Of Free, Renewable, Unlimited Energy As Convenient As Stealing Electricity From Hell.”

Doomguy: *points at the sun*

Samuel Hayden: “Why Are You Pointing At The Sky… Wait… Of Course…”

Samuel Hayden:

Samuel Hayden: “HEAVEN. We’ll Steal Energy From God Himself.” 

Doomguy: 

Samuel Hayden: “Please, I’m begging you, don’t break these tubes”

Doomguy: *punches the fucking shit out of all three of them*

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captainsnoop:

Samuel Hayden: “You Moron. Buffoon. Nimrod. Mining Energy From The Christian Hell Is Necessary. You Unchained Gorilla, Rampaging At The Zoo. We Solved An Energy Crisis The World Had No Answer For. I Dare You To Name A Single Source Of Free, Renewable, Unlimited Energy As Convenient As Stealing Electricity From Hell.”

Doomguy: *points at the sun*

Samuel Hayden: “Why Are You Pointing At The Sky… Wait… Of Course…”

Samuel Hayden:

Samuel Hayden: “HEAVEN. We’ll Steal Energy From God Himself.” 

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sometimessmarmy:

I made a more advanced recipe here for all y’all that want something that looks more like a tide pod here, but that recipe is… intricate. So for all y’all who want just a simple detergent pod like these juicy looking packets, I’m here for you! 

Two components: edible plastic and juicy inside

First, the Plastic:

Ingredients:

• 2 packets (14g) Knox unflavored gelatin
  
• 6 tbsp water
• Parchment paper
• rectangular brownie pan
• optional: ½ tbsp 7up or sprite

Instructions:

Boil the water, add gelatin mix (optional: add soda for flavor). Stir in until mix is completely melted. Let cool slightly. Cover brownie pan with parchment paper, and pour a very thin layer of gelatin mixture onto parchment. Place brownie pan into fridge and let sit overnight until hardened.

The next day, the juicy inside:

Obtain your favorite flavor of jello. Follow the instructions on the jello mix to make the jello, but don’t put it in the fridge. Let cool until room temperature.

Put it Together:

Remove edible plastic from the fridge and gently remove plastic from parchment. Cut into 5x2″ rectangles. Fold rectangle in half to create 2x2.5″ rectangles. Seal together long ends and use indirect heat to melt sides together. Leave the short end open. Pour room temperature jello into pouch and seal final end with indirect heat. Let cool in fridge a few hours, and then enjoy.

If any of you guys really have feelings for tide pods please use this recipe and don’t eat the real detergent pod. Stay safe friends!

We have reached peak human-ing.

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