Alex's Stuff

midnightmindcave:

braezenkitty:

key–lime–pie:

celticpyro:

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

No, no no… you identify bone from rock or other substances by touching it to your tongue. If it sticks, it’s bone. The taste itself has nothing to do with it. And most archaeologists won’t lick human bones if they know they’re human.

…and I realize that doesn’t actually do much to prove archaeologists aren’t freaks.

mai nam is jane
and wen i dig
i fynde some roks
both smol and big
i put my tung
upon the stone
for science yes
i lik the bone

(via i-had-to-padoru-it-to-em)

dreamofhircine:

ima-giant-turtle:

dreamofhircine:

dreamofhircine:

judy hopps is a cop who leverages a strangers felony tax evasion to get him to put his life in danger and work around the clock so that she can keep her job

she then presumably helps him cover up his crime to get him a job on the same police force

judy hopps has some very nice feet but we need to remember that she’s still a cop

just fyi for everyone out there using tumblr on this day that you can reblog a post without the extra commentary by clicking the OP’s URL on the original post

that’s called the cowards option and i won’t stand for it

(via leadhoovesies)

stunfiskk:

banshees:

fuck disney land…. Fuck status of liberty…. you Come to america… you see Costco.

i cant help but read this with a heavy russian accent

(via super-affection)

anthropwashere:

proserpine-in-phases:

fullmemetalalchemist:

speaking of fma 03 and brohood differences hohenheim is also…. really different looking you got like a shady old man giving off creepy and sorta icky vibes in 03 and in brohood you just have senior dork buddy

#03 hoho is a weird alcoholic who crawled out of a dumpster to kill himself in The Most Extravagant Way Ever #BH hoho is a mild-mannered college professor who keeps losing his glasses in weird places and grades really gently

anthrop these are A+ descriptions

HONESTLY THOUGH look at them

Am I wrong

(via takashi0)

cheyanne:

Me at 2 AM, brain shutting down, trying my damndest to keep my eyes open to type out my final I love you goodnight to my friends so they know I love them and goodnight

(via leadhoovesies)